My Son Is Kalki? Apparently.
The internet is a magical place. One moment you’re watching cooking videos; the next, someone confidently announces that Kalki — the future avatar of Vishnu — is currently a 16–17-year-old boy living in a village called Shambhala somewhere in the Indian subcontinent.
There were many such claims. Some of them were delivered with such conviction that people — at times, even my own mother — began taking the claim seriously.
I was… unimpressed. Annoyed, even.
So I decided to conduct my own “highly scientific reasoning.”
How to “Prove” Anything
1: Collect the Prophecy Details
Here is what is known about Kalki:
- He will be born in or connected to Shambhala.
- His father will be called Vishnu-Yash; someone successful with Vishnu’s name.
- His mother will be Su-Mati, a pure-minded woman.
- He will have a white vahana (vehicle) — denoted by a horse.
- He will be a Gyaan Avatar — an avatar of wisdom.
- He will be acknowledged pretty young.
Nothing controversial here. These are all widely believed and often cited as scriptural.
2: Apply Them to Real Life (Accurately)
Now, let me apply these same claims, truthfully, to my own son:
- Shambhala
→ It is described as a beautiful place beyond the Indian subcontinent.
→ My son was born outside India. - Father: Vishnu-Yash
→ My husband has Vishnu’s name.
→ He is indeed a successful man. - Mother: Su-Mati
→ People around me often describe me as naive.
→ By interpretation, it can easily be reframed as “pure-minded.” - White Vahana
→ My son drives a white car. - Gyaan Avatar
→ My son wants to become a writer.
→ Writers deal in reflection, language, and wisdom… at least in theory. - Age matches
→ He is 17.
→ He became popular in a writing forum at the age of 9–10. - Additional Validation
→ A monk once indicated that my life’s purpose is to raise my son.
Every single one of these statements is true.
So, by this extremely flexible and “scientific” logic…
👉 My son is Kalki.
Silence That Said Everything
I proudly presented my airtight spiritual research to my mother.
She was silent for a while. Then she said, “It is your interpretation.”
And I smirked. Because that was the entire point.
We can interpret anything however we want to. With enough creativity, every prophecy can be made to fit someone we know. That’s how vague these predictions are.
If Kalki comes, let him come. If such an avatar were to arrive, I doubt they would need claims, background music, or dramatic narration.
Their work itself would speak for itself. No marketing campaign will be needed.
In My Humble View
This is not me refining any faith. Nor am I questioning or believing or stating anything here. This is me moving away from such claims rooted in scripture.
In fact, that was the truth, yet a subtle sarcasm, in my About page as well.
If something divine were to arrive, let it. Truth will find a way to shine. Till then, let’s focus on our own spiritual growth, rather than gossipy content.
Then who knows?
Even you may arise as Kalki, yourself.
